ry_digga (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ry_digga) wrote,@ 2007-12-20 17:55:00 |
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men's deodorant
why is just about every men's deodorant out there !!!!? i feel sorry for the old guy who just needs REGULAR deodorant... like me. i just want it to work and smell fresh and clean... not some super-arctic-ficial blast of marketing and menthol. even old spice, while doesn't explicitly claim XTREMEness, they do offer a somewhat subtler alternative known as RED ZONE!! crazy.
i'm standing in the men's deodorant section of cvs for what seemed like 20 minutes. maybe 30. axe or tag or rgx or some other 3 letter xtreme spray on deodorant had it: PANTHER. it looked awesome. there was a panther eye looking RIGHT AT ME as if it was checking to see if i were man enough to wield such power... or if i were some poseur about to waste 4.99 US dollars. i ain't no poseur! so i left it there and had to stop myself from going to the ladies' section and picking up degree for women: shower clean. reason being this: speed stick makes an irish spring scent! deodorant that smells like soap! that's like, i don't know... the most amazing idea in the history of personal hygeneien (note to self: look up how to spell this later)!@!12#4123!@2 so i bought it. i'm pretty excited. ever since degree added some pH balance to the late degree shower clean for all sexes, i felt a bit immasculated(emasculated?) whenever i bought ladies' deodorant. i don't do it anymore. i swear.
edit after trip to bathroom: sweet. i use irish spring soap. i love it.
why is just about every men's deodorant out there !!!!? i feel sorry for the old guy who just needs REGULAR deodorant... like me. i just want it to work and smell fresh and clean... not some super-arctic-ficial blast of marketing and menthol. even old spice, while doesn't explicitly claim XTREMEness, they do offer a somewhat subtler alternative known as RED ZONE!! crazy.
i'm standing in the men's deodorant section of cvs for what seemed like 20 minutes. maybe 30. axe or tag or rgx or some other 3 letter xtreme spray on deodorant had it: PANTHER. it looked awesome. there was a panther eye looking RIGHT AT ME as if it was checking to see if i were man enough to wield such power... or if i were some poseur about to waste 4.99 US dollars. i ain't no poseur! so i left it there and had to stop myself from going to the ladies' section and picking up degree for women: shower clean. reason being this: speed stick makes an irish spring scent! deodorant that smells like soap! that's like, i don't know... the most amazing idea in the history of personal hygeneien (note to self: look up how to spell this later)!@!12#4123!@2 so i bought it. i'm pretty excited. ever since degree added some pH balance to the late degree shower clean for all sexes, i felt a bit immasculated(emasculated?) whenever i bought ladies' deodorant. i don't do it anymore. i swear.
edit after trip to bathroom: sweet. i use irish spring soap. i love it.
